Japanese, as
people actually
say it.

Exactly. / I know, right.

LOL; that’s hilarious.

*sniff*; feeling sad, moved, or adorably upset.

Emotional; evocative; giving you a feeling.

There’s a chance; maybe it could happen.

A rabbit hole you fall into; an obsession you can’t easily leave.

The ___ scene / community / corner of the internet.

Got it; okay.

Your favorite; someone or something you actively support.

Precious; so lovely or moving it overwhelms you.

Amazing; terrible; intense; “this is bad.”

I’m stuck; I’m done for; there is no way out.

So attractive that it makes you melt; captivating or swoon-worthy.

So ___ that I’m done for; an exaggerated reaction to something overwhelming.

A playful burst of affection or excitement; an emphatic, positive reaction.

“Do you have no heart?” — a dramatic, often joking callout for something ruthless or wildly unfair.

A deadpan meme template: state what you will do, then give a blunt or oddly forceful reason.

A walking-distance meme: jokingly liken a long walk or huge travel distance to Inō Tadataka’s surveying journeys.

A harsh, often ironic label for someone seen as constantly chasing high-stimulation media.

A “serotonin activity”: a calming activity meant to help you reset and feel restored.

The “skip-the-bath crowd”; people jokingly describing skipping a bath or shower.

A joking way to say you are skipping or opting out of an expected action.

Huff, huff. / I have to tell everyone…

A sudden, intense heart-flutter; “I’m swooning.”

I’m mortified. / I can’t even face anyone.

Lame; dull; not it (context-dependent).

Someone’s overall look, styling, or visual impression.

A rush of intense excitement or pleasure; “such a dopamine hit.”